Buggering Up Our Lives, Guys
Buggering Up Our Lives, Guys
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Let's be honest here, dudes. We're totally screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We spend our money on useless crap. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn click here since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're clueless.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and just accepted our fate?
“Two. Designed for Your Pleasure"
You guys have about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of action that gets your blood pumping. No space for pussies here, only those who crave it all. We're talking about getting lost and feeling every bit of the experience.
- Dump that shitty stuff you’ve been doing.
- This where the real pleasure is.
- Get what you deserve: a wild, powerful night.
It's not asking. We’re just telling you the reality.
fellas: Please Nail This chick Immediately Tonight
Look, I'm not Faking it. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Action. Don't Screw around with BS, just Make love to me already. I'm Ready and waiting for you to Tear this place up.
Step to it, I know you want to.
Seriously! This Bunch of Guys {Want to Fuck Me|Have It Out With Me Sexually
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Take a Hint. I've been trying to Make it Clear, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Don't Care . It's getting {ReallyAnnoying.
- Perhaps It's Time I Talk to My Landlord About This.
- Dude, Please| This is getting Way Too Intense.
Let Me Be Clear, I just want to Be Left Alone in Peace! Is that too much to ask?
Bro's Get Hell Insane
Tonight, we're gonna turn it up. I'm talking about a night you won't forget. We gotta crank it up and live it up. I've got {a playlist on fire|some banging tunes that will make you lose your mind.
We're taking over the place all night long. So, are you ready to party like there's no tomorrow?
Let's make this a story we tell for years.
Damn It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- Liquor is the answer to all problems.
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.